An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)