If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)